Milton Friedman

What does Capitalism/Free Enterprise do for me?

The god You Don't Believe in is Not the God I Believe In

Check it out Dick Dawkins and Chris Hitchens...The god you don't believe in isn't the God I believe in. I believe in is great, mighty, and powerful. He could kick your little tiny god's ass anytime anywhere...and probably already has.

Isn't Smoking Grand

Smoking is awesome. It unites people of all walks of life. The earlier you start smoking...the better. You'll have friends you wouldn't have if you didn't smoke. Most of them will be smokers and they'll be just like you. Ignore the labels on that pack of smokes as you light up...take a deep drag on that glowing stick of cancer...and indulge in thoughts of running a marathon or climbing a flight of stairs. Just think of the giggles your grandchildren will have when they hear you speak using your mechanical larynx. "Cool! Granpa sounds like Stephen Hawking."
Why it's only a cigarette what can that little inocuous stick do. I mean it's white and small after all. Check out this neat video.

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Paul Potts

It's pretty awesome to watch a train wreck as it happens. Its even more awesome...awesomer, to watch a shooting star. This just proves that you can't judge a book by it's cover, and that he who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones at the rolling stone with moss on the north side, or is it the east...I forget.

France Finally Gets Balls/Glandes Reproductives

The glorious people of France have finally elected a President with giant brass balls. Nicolas Sarkozy became President of France on May 16, 2007. He appointed a new Prime Minister and his foreign minister was the former head of Medecins Sans Frontieres. You know you've made an impact in the world when one of your first appointments is kicked out of the socialist party for their involvement with you. Even though Sarko disagreed with the Iraq War he has decried French arrogance by saying "It is bad manners to embarrass one's allies or sound like one is taking delight in their troubles" in 2006.

Casablanca - French National Anthem

Best scene from Casablanca

New Radicals - You Get What You Give