Isn't Smoking Grand

Smoking is awesome. It unites people of all walks of life. The earlier you start smoking...the better. You'll have friends you wouldn't have if you didn't smoke. Most of them will be smokers and they'll be just like you. Ignore the labels on that pack of smokes as you light up...take a deep drag on that glowing stick of cancer...and indulge in thoughts of running a marathon or climbing a flight of stairs. Just think of the giggles your grandchildren will have when they hear you speak using your mechanical larynx. "Cool! Granpa sounds like Stephen Hawking."
Why it's only a cigarette what can that little inocuous stick do. I mean it's white and small after all. Check out this neat video.

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